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The Best, And Worst Beer Names Of 2025

The Best, And Worst Beer Names Of 2025
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Published: December 22, 2025 | Updated: February 3, 2026
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I encounter hundreds of new beer names every day, and while most are pretty standard, there are many that are either amazing and funny or awful. This is certainly a subjective topic, and these are just my opinions, but I do take into account a beer name that may be really funny, really controversial, or simply hard to order in a noisy bar. With that in mind, let’s launch into what I consider to be the worst beer names, and since this is my first try at this, the list will include beer names prior to 2025 as well. Future posts will only include one year.


The Worst Beer Names Of 2025:

Let’s start with the classics of bad marketing and bad decisions:

  • Route 2 Brews Leg Spreader, Stacked, Horny Heffer (I’m hoping by now that this beer name was pulled and is no longer in use)
  • 18th Street Sex & Candy (Borderline until you see the label)
  • Against The Grain The Brown Note (Is that something you really want to think about when drinking a beer?)
  • Atwater Dirty Blonde (Probably time to let the blonde hair jokes for a blond ale go)
  • Ballast Point Sour Wench (Borderline, but why risk offending someone)
  • Barewolf Brewing Hairy Chest
  • Beavers Bend Brewery Strawberry Blonde
  • Beer Here Bukkake Beer Tree Morning Timber (Is anyone still laughing at this sort of thing when it’s a beer name?)
  • Blackberry Farms Screaming Cock (OK, we get the joke, but maybe not a beer name)
  • Boise Brewing Witch’s Tit (I guess it’s a witbier?)
  • Brewery Vivant Big Red Coq
  • Caldera Vas Deferens
  • Clown Shoes Tramp Stamp, Brown Angel  
  • Darkness Blumpkin Black Pumpkin Ale  (Kentucky)
  • DuClaw Sweet Baby Jesus, Dirty Little Freak, Tit’s Up, Sour Me Unicorn Farts (Congratulations for making the list with multiple beers.
  • Ellicottville Pantius Droppus
  • Evil Twin Wet Dream
  • Fat Ass Ranch & Brewery Dumb Ass Blonde, Fat Ass Ale & Ass Kisser Beer
  • Flying Dog Raging Bitch, Pearl Necklace, In Heat Wheat 
  • Greenbush Brewing Cockroaches, Twinkies & Greenbush 
  • Laurel Ridge Brewery Fat Piss (Come on people!)
  • Magnanimous Brewing Hazy Up Your Ass  
  • Millbock Richard Cranium (This name should make both the worst and best lists).
  • Minocqua Brewing MAGA Tears
  • Mobcraft Date Grape (Whoa!)
  • Northway Brewing Shiti Beer 
  • Rahr Pecker Wrecker
  • Roundhouse Brewing Cinder Dick
  • Spring House Perfect Hoe
  • Sycamore Brewing Christmas Cookie (It’s not the name, but the images on the bottle – pick any year!)
  • SweetWater Happy Ending, Motor Boat  
  • Tripping Animals Jack-Ass
  • Zer0Day Accidental Fluffer   

From here, I’d like to give out a few dishonorable mentions, not because the names are necessarily controversially bad, but just bad.

  • Evil Twin The Future Is Here And Everything Must Contain Extra Milk Sugar (Is this really a name you want to try to order in a noisy bar?)
  • Evil Twin How To Train Your Marshmallow, Passion Fruit, & So Many Other Fruits, Berries & Grapes (There has to be a better name for this beer)
  • Evil Twin The Hardest Thing About Finding Toilet Paper Is That I’m Always So Spoiled For Choice (Rolls right off your tongue doesn’t it?)
  • Almost any beer from Burial Beer, like A Breath Withheld In The Presence Of Lost Souls or The Distorted Reflections Laced Inside Our Earthly Undoings

The Best Beer Names Of 2025:

I’ll admit I’m a sucker for tricky, funny, or catchy beer names.

  • Free Will Raptor’s Delight
  • Great Notion Peanut Brother
  • Great Notion Reeferm Madness
  • WeldWerks Crash Test Gummies
  • Junkyard Brewing Ariana Fonzie IPA
  • Gawthorp Brewing Hefe-Wan Kenobi
  • Hoof Hearted Brewing (I just love the name, and I giggle a little bit every time I see it)
  • Upland Brewing Zest To Impress
  • The Brewtorium Dark Side Of The Moo milk stout
  • Evil Twin Dr. Jepper
  • Yards Brewing Philthy
  • Dade City Daisy Cukes
  • Paperback Brewing Baby Bunny With A Chainsaw
  • Lupulin Brewing Flatulent Flamingo
  • Necromancer Brewing Soggy Bottom (You have to be a Great British Bakeoff fan)
  • Pressure Drop Brewing Dank Sinatra
  • Fall River Brewing Numb & Number
  • East Troy Brewing Can I Get A Wit-Ness
  • Kings County Brewers Collective Insane In The Grain
  • Fort George Peaches And Creamation
  • Savannah River Brewing Uncle Festbier
  • Empirical Brewing Look At My Mussels
  • California Wild Ales May The 4th Be With You
  • Hop Butcher For The World Kielbasa King
  • Finnegans Punk Arse
  • Calvert Brewing Halle & Oats
  • Flying Fish Double Fishted
  • Twisted Hippo Plumpass Saison
  • Pariah Brewing LeBron Haze & My Cat From Helles
  • Chuck Hop Shop Juice Willis
  • Wingman Brewery Kool Hand Cuke
  • Northwoods Brewing Chicken Chaser Lager
  • St. Peter’s Dirty Tackle
  • Diamond Knot Poop Deck Pale Ale
  • BrewDog Sleigh My Name
  • Paperback Brewing Cold War Karen
  • Neshaminy Creek Brewing The Mango Lorian

Agree or Disagree…let us know in the comments. Suggestions are welcome, and I will add them to the post.

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