Four Peaks Pumpkin Porter Arrives Today

This from Four Peaks:

Bartenders, Wait Staff and Managers of Four Peaks Brewing Company, Tempe!

You are about to embark upon a great crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. The eyes of the Valley are upon you. The hopes and prayers of beer loving people everywhere march with you. In company with our brave Allies and brothers & sisters in arms at the Scottsdale Grill & Tap, you will bring about the satiation of these parched legions, the brief elimination of Pumpkin Porter Withdrawal which has been oppressing the peoples of Arizona, and job security for yourselves through the holiday season.

Your task will not be an easy one. The thirsty masses are well trained, well equipped and have been waiting for over 10 months, they would step over their own mother just to get a hand on another pint.

But this is the year 2012! Much has happened since our last pint of Pumpkin Porter was dispensed back in November of ’11. The Four Peaks Brewers have valiantly upped Pumpkin Porter production levels to help placate the growing numbers of followers. Our service team has seriously increased in strength and numbers providing us with a ground force to be reckoned with. The acquisition of extra pitchers, growlers and glassware has given us an overwhelming superiority in beverage vessels to hold said Porter and we have placed at our disposal great reserves of trained beer-pouring folk. The tide has turned! The brave waitrons of the world are pouring together to victory!

(Have Trevor Cue Up Wagner’s "Ride Of The Valkyries")

— Gen. Mgr. Steven T. Lynch

–Supreme Commander, Four Peaks Expeditionary Forces
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