Mother’s Brewing Releasing Atomic Mom Variants

Atomic Mom: available where YOU are

Atomic Mom has made a splash with her 3 unique styles: Imperial, Hazy and American. We are hearing it’s hard to choose your favorite. Ask to try Atomic Mom wherever you buy your Mother’s!

Mother’s Day Music Festival May 18

Musical line-up:

*The Rosy Hips

*Bellwether Sirens

*One More Dollar

Back by popular demand: the Iron Alliance Knight Battle Crew for your sparring pleasure, plus kids’ bounce house and all ages backyard games

With Food Truck Action:

*Almighty Sando
*Good Pizza Company
*Tinga Tacos

Please no pets at the festival.

$5 in advance, $10 at the door.

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What’s On in the Tap Room

Kaboom! Thermonuclear hop flavor on tap with all three Atomic Mom varieties: American, Hazy, and Imperial IPAs. For those looking for something a little darker, we have a new chocolate stout coming soon. We’ve brewed a supremely drinkable unfiltered pale lager that we call Rumspringa for our Mother’s Day Festival May 18th. Don’t forget we have a fantastic cocktail program, kombucha and *THE BEST NEWS* the kids favorite slushie machine is back for the season! Plan to come see us soon and get your favorite tastes straight from the mothership.

Check what’s on tap this week!

Your New Favorite Summer Shirt

Show off your love for Mother’s best summer seasonal with the new, rad Trop Top tie dye t-shirts. Surf’s Up, Beer’s Cold!

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Live from the Barrel House and Mother’s Backyard

• KSMU Studio Live Social Hour with Devlin Pierce, 5/10, 6-8 pm, back on the Partio for Spring!

• Lunar Lunchbox Food Truck, 5/11, 2-9 pm.

• Mother’s Day Festival, 5/18, Backyard hullabaloo! Music, food trucks, BEER! $5 online presale, $10 at gate. Gates at 1, Event 2-10 pm.

• Shanty Choir, 5/24, 7 pm Feeling salty, swab? Come listen and sing along with traditional sea shanties! Almighty Sando Shop food truck on hand, 5 pm.

• Missouri Prairie Foundation Grow Native! Shop plants while sipping beer, what could be better? 5/25, 2-6 pm.

• Lunar Lunchbox Food Truck, 5/31, 5-9 pm.

• Tinga Tacos Food Truck, 6/1, 2-9 pm.

Atomic Mom: Soporific Students Stymie Annual Rivalry Revelry

Mysterious Beer-Like Liquid Thought to be

Behind Boring Border War Bashes

COLUMBIA, Missouri, November 1954 – The normally boisterous events surrounding the annual Border War football contest between rivals the University of Kansas and the University of Missouri were disconcertingly placid this year, alarming local officials accustomed to the uproarious hoopla associated with the event. From Greektown to Memorial Stadium, college administrators, city officials, and law enforcement were stunned by somnambulant crowds seemingly lost in silent contemplation. Investigating the pregame lack-of-commotion at the Delta Gamma sorority house, local police discovered several dozen young men and women playing cribbage while a record of Schumann’s Kinderszenen played on the hifi. Similar scenes presented themselves at numerous Hellenic houses. At Memorial Stadium, the capacity crowd of 35,000 remained seated and passive during the length of the Tiger’s 41-18 romp over the Jayhawks, at best murmuring approval at first downs and touchdowns. Said class of ‘26 Missouri alumnus Clem Jordan, “It was eerie. I’ve never seen the stadium so quiet. One picture perfect button hook pattern completion for 45 yards didn’t so much as phase the crowd. The band didn’t even play a note!”

At a press conference addressing the alarming happenings, authorities remained tight lipped. Though one high ranking health administrator, requesting anonymity, divulged that, ‘We have made a connection between the incidents that we’re investigating further. At every location we discovered the affected participants consuming a fizzy, nearly flavorless, odorless, and invisible liquid of unknown origin. It was being dispensed from standard beer kegs and bottles, but provided none of the joviality, conviviality, or raucousness we normally associate with beer consumption. All precautions are being taken at this point and laboratory analysis of the mysterious liquid is our highest priority.”

Publicly, officials asked that citizens remain calm and report any further incidents to their local police departments.

Back at Ozark Elemental Site #42, Dr. Sandy Brewer put down the newspaper with a palpable sense of dread. Since her experience in the Gamma Chamber, she had noticed an increased acuity of her senses and emotions. She found that her olfactory and taste capacities seemed particularly astute. “Pretty weird what happened up in Columbia, huh?” remarked a junior research assistant. “Think they’ll figure out what’s up with that mystery liquid?” Lost in thought, Dr. Brewer idly fingered the bines of her hypercharged lupulus plant. She suddenly snapped bolt upright and spoke into the intercom on her desk, “Director Seifried, send agents immediately to Columbia. We must procure samples of that liquid for analysis in our laboratory. I will assemble Drs. Courtney, Newton, and Effland. I may have an idea about this mysterious, stupefying liquid … And Director Seifried, I cannot overstate the importance of this mission. Time is of the essence.”

Stayed tuned for the next exciting chapter in the adventures of Atomic Mom as she harnesses her super hop powers to battle boring beer and bring EXPLOSIVE hop flavor to drinkers everywhere!

**ATOMIC MOM: A NEW SERIAL STORY BY MOTHER’S BREWING**