Ass Kisser Chocolate Box

I’m confident that even on a Saturday morning the title alone on this new beer will have all sorts of confused search traffic hitting this post…so welcome to our “safe search OFF” audience.  Today we have Ass Kisser Chocolate Box Dark Oatmeal Stout.  It will be a 7% ABV brew coming in 22oz bottles…and even “Lady Luck” could describe it (I think they’re describing the beer") when they say it is “rich, round & roasted…our oatmeal stout is a glass of pleasure, it’s a bold smooth-bodied concoction that oozes aromas & tastes of dark chocolate…we round out these heady flavors with a dose of flaked oatmeal for a creamy texture & semi-dry finish.”  OK time for a nap….