Modern Times Announces Spring Break

From Modern Times:

This next special release drop is all about warm weather refreshment, so if your lawn chair cup holder is looking a little lonely these days, we’d advise having your clicking fingers ready to rock at 10AM Saturday morning.
This sales headliners are the perfect lawn-mowing (or pretty much any other outside pastime) beers: Order of Hermes, a delightfully pink super-Berliner, and a returning killer lager, Foamer Pils.
Keep in mind, quantities are limited, so if you see anything below that you’d be super bummed to miss out on, we’d advise being at the ready come 10AM on the presale page.

ORDER OF HERMES
We packed this impossibly refreshing super-Berliner with pineapple, passion fruit, and dragon fruit, yielding a tropical Voltron formation of overwhelming deliciousness that could not be more perfect for hot summer days. Prepare thy thirst to be quenched forthwith.
ABV: 6.5%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $21.50
Total Quantity: 1,314
FOAMER
This supremely crushable lager was brewed with Gambrinus & Weyermann Barke pilsner malts and meticulously hopped with Tettnang, resulting in a delightful floral character that’s bright, delicate, and crazy-drinkable. It’s a tremendously tasty way to forge ahead into the new year.
ABV: 5%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $13
Total Quantity: 1,314

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

The refreshment doesn’t stop there; Green Futures IPA (a beloved PDX-brewed hazy wonder) and Forgotten Planet (a delicious collaborative DIPA with Equilibrium) will also be up for grabs.
PLUS, on the caffeinated side of things, Devil’s Suggestion Barrel-Aged Papua New Guinea coffee beans, which have redefined “barrel-aged radness”, will be on the table, as well.
Again, this fantastic lineup will hit the presale page at 10AM on Saturday, but until then, feel free to scroll down and plan your acquisition strategy accordingly.

FORGOTTEN PLANET DIPA (COLLAB W/ EQUILIBRIUM)
This breathtakingly delicious hazy collaboration with the beer-whisperers at Equilibrium is powered by a massive charge of Galaxy and propelled into the stratosphere of flavor via additional dry-hopping with Strata and Rakau. Ready your face for a thunderous impact of passionfruit, strawberry, and mango complemented by a lush bouquet of stone fruit. We hope you’re ready for a seriously good time.
ABV: 8%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $21.50
Total Quantity: 1,314
Pack Limit: 4

GREEN FUTURES IPA
This transcendently refreshing hazy IPA started with a base of pilsner malt and some flaked & malted oats. Then, we hopped the bejeezus out of it with Nelson, Strata, Centennial, & Simcoe hops, yielding a ridiculously tasty straw-colored beverage with notes of pineapple, candied berries, and a touch of honeydew. We’d be pretty shocked if you didn’t dig it.
ABV: 6.8%
Format: 4-Pack of 16oz Cans
Price: $15
Total Quantity: 500

DEVIL’S SUGGESTION BARREL-AGED PAPUA NEW GUINEA COFFEE BEANS
Hailing from Papua New Guinea’s Western Highlands, these washed process beans were a marvel in their own right before we aged them in barrels which had previously held our Devil’s Suggestion imperial stout. Then, they were seriously next level…BUT THAT WASN’T EVEN THEIR FINAL FORM. Just to make things extra extra, we finished them in bourbon barrels before roasting. Now, they’re a study in caffeinated decadence, yielding a cup with notes of bananas foster and meyer lemon, all wrapped in a luxuriously creamy body that’s pretty much a lock to inspire feelings of transcendent joy.
Format: 8oz Bag
Price: $20
Total Quantity: 127

IMPORTANT NOTES regarding this month’s sale:

• For the safety of all involved, you must wear a mask during pick-up. This is mandatory.
  

• These items have a 30-day pickup window across the board ending on 6/13/21. Yep, everything. 30 days only.
  

• The first day to pick-up will be 5/12 in San Diego / Los Angeles / Anaheim and 5/14 in Oakland / Portland / Encinitas / Santa Barbara.
• Reservations are no longer required, but having one will give you pick-up priority. DO NOT BOOK A RESERVATION UNTIL AFTER YOU MAKE YOUR PURCHASES.

WHERE TO FIND RESERVATIONS:

1. SimplyBook Website
2. The Modern Times Online Store

THE PRESALE
WILL BE ON THIS PAGE.

We thank you again—and will continue to do so for the foreseeable future—for your patience, support, and feedback during these immensely challenging times. We cannot possibly overstate how grateful we are to be surrounded by such a truly excellent community. Hang in there, friends.

Cheers & thanks!
The Modern Times Crew