Modern Times Releasing Six Beers 5/15

CLEAR AND PRESENT DANKNESS IPA
**NOTE: THE LAST DAY TO PICK UP CLEAR AND PRESENT DANKNESS WILL BE 6/8/2017. NO EXCEPTIONS.**
We collaborated with the homies at Cellarmaker Brewing on this magnificent beer, which was loaded with Citra, Simcoe, Galaxy, and Nelson hops, including a massive hop addition to the whirlpool with some Citra lupulin powder before fermentation with Chico yeast. The result is a beautiful mélange of tropical fruit and citrus thats like a swanky, all-inclusive resort stay for your taste buds.
ABV: 7%
Price: $17.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 4,086
4-Pack Limit: 10

DINOSAUR WORLD DIPA
**NOTE: THE LAST DAY TO PICK UP DINOSAUR WORLD WILL BE 6/8/2017. NO EXCEPTIONS.**
This beer was just way too bomb not to revisit, so we ordered a bunch more cans and are giving its adoring public one more chance to partake of the lupulin-laden glory. If you’ve yet to experience the magic, expect an outrageously crushable face-full of passion fruit, bright tangerine, and stone fruit, courtesy of ridiculous quantities of Citra, Amarillo, and Mosaic hops and fermentation with London III yeast.
ABV: 8%
Price: $19.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 2,395
4-Pack Limit: 10

MONSTERS’ PARK AGED IN BOURBON BARRELS
This is our hulking, cantankerous stout, aged in fragrant, oaky bourbon barrels. The barrel character is immediately evident on the nose and only grows more intense in the flavor. Notes of vanilla, caramel, and molasses meld with the huge roast character of Monsters’ Park to create a veritable superhero of flavors (like earth, fire, wind, water, and heart even).
ABV: 14.6%
Price: $27.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 1,425
Bottle Limit: 3

NITRO MONSTERS’ PARK AGED IN BOURBON BARRELS W/ COFFEE
**SOLD IN A 2-PACK OF 12oz CANS
Brace your face for 12 glorious ounces of decadent, coffee-laden, nitrogenated radness. This beer more than lives up to its gorgeous receptacle, with deeply layered, bourbon-laced notes of chocolate, coffee, and roasty goodness that will enchant your taste buds and warm your soul.
ABV: 14.6%
Price: $29.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 1,625
2-Pack Limit: 4

MONSTERS’ PARK AGED IN BOURBON BARRELS W/ COCONUT & COCOA NIBS
Coconut and chocolate team up with decadent notes of bourbon and roasty malt radness, adding layers of delicious complexity that explode across the palate, continuing to evolve through a long, beautiful finish.
ABV: 14.6%
Price: $29.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 1,508
Bottle Limit: 3

MONSTERS’ PARK AGED IN BOURBON BARRELS: MEXICAN HOT CHOCOLATE EDITION
**THIS IS THE ONLY BOTTLED MONSTERS’ PARK VARIANT THAT WILL SEE DISTRIBUTION
We loaded this massively flavorful, barrel-aged imperial stout with cinnamon, cocoa nibs, chilis, and vanilla, yielding a Mexican hot chocolate party of staggeringly delicious proportions.
ABV: 14.6%
Price: $29.99 + tax & BPT fee
Total Quantity: 1,365
Bottle Limit: 3

**NOTE: The canned IPAs will have a 3-week pick-up window, ending 6/8. All other beers will have the standard 2-month window, ending 7/13. THERE ARE NO PROXIES ALLOWED FOR THIS SALE, so please ensure that you are able to pick up your beers during their respective pick-up windows prior to purchasing.**
We’ll be having a release party here at the Fermentorium on Thursday, 5/18, the first day that beers are available for pick-up. This will totally be the best day to snag your beers, since we’ll have a bunch of rad stuff on tap to celebrate the releases.

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