Half Acre Big Hugs Imperial Stout Coming 12/16

"Did you hear it’s the end of the world? Maybe in your rush to get groceries, you missed the news. It’s the end of the whole thing. You, me, the fishes in the ocean, the masses scurrying all over this orb of muck and water, we’re all going to edge into darkness and disappear into infinity. At a time when prophecy is rich and gigantic black beers are rife with evil, doom, and apocalyptic promises – we bring you the force of cute that knows not what he does. Whether you’re gearing up for the end or ramping up for all that’s to come, challenge sleeps at all our feet, and this year even the punisher of purr is squaring off with his rival of maniacal mechanical mayhem, MechaHugs. The force is out for us all, so dig in and size up your foes – arm yourself with Big Hugs Imperial Stout. The dim kitten is descending from the ether and bumbling through another year of robust and good intentioned destruction while finding his way to your insides. Brewed to hush your holidays, summoned to slice your inhibitions and fold you into the fur, Big Hugs Imperial Stout is the flouncing feline to pull you down into mortal embrace. Jet black magma birthed with liquid lightning, Big Hugs Imperial Stout is our gift to you.

How do you get your hands on the Hugs? We’ll be releasing the beast on Sunday, December 16th at 11 AM. Similar to last year, we’ll have a cash line in addition to the standard check out method in the store. Below are the prices, which include tax.